Chapter 247 The Emperor Called Me to BedAs soon as the words fell, Huangfu Qian's face changed drastically. She coughed and said to Li Lang sternly: "Li Lang! Don't be so presumptuous!"
"Even if you have made contributions to the country and have extraordinary cultivation, His Majesty is still His Majesty! How can you be so rude?"
Her words seemed like a scolding, but in fact she was reminding Yu Ruyi not to be easily angered and deal with Li Lang rashly.
However, Yu Ruyi's attitude was different from what Huangfu Qian expected.
She just chuckled when she heard that, then shook her head: "As long as you can solve some of the difficult problems in the idea you just proposed, what if I accompany you?"
"The country is about to fall, why should I care about my life?"
"In fact, this is the smallest price to pay, isn't it?"
Hearing this, Li Lang laughed out loud: "Do you really think so?"
Yu Ruyi looked at Li Lang calmly, without a woman's shyness, coquettishness, or anger.
She was like a cold-blooded political creature, trading her body without batting an eyelid.
"If it was someone else, I would have taken advantage of it!"
"But it is obvious that Your Majesty did not hear clearly what I just said."
"What I want is that you are willing. What I want is for you to lie down obediently like a woman, and then look back into my eyes." Li Lang's voice and words were full of offense.
The impurity between men and women begins with offense.
The more cautious, careful, and reverent you are, the less stories you have.
Even if she succeeded, how do you know that what she wants is respect, not standing up and kicking?
Of course, being offensive is an art in itself.
If you are not sure you have enough room to maneuver, don't try it lightly, unless you don't intend to cherish it.
"Then can you do it?" Yu Ruyi asked back calmly.
She had gotten used to Li Lang's provocations and teasing these days, and it also made her less likely to be provoked.
The woman named Yu Ruyi is not someone who can be manipulated by ordinary means.
"Of course!"
"I returned to Yujing City to do this!" Li Lang continued with a smile.
"You're useless!" Huangfu Qian interjected, her voice slightly gentle. It didn't sound like an accusation, but rather like a river running between two volcanoes, cooling down the originally hot atmosphere.
Li Lang said: "Yes! I think so too!"
"So, I also want to place Huangfu Neixiang and Her Majesty the Queen together on the dragon couch."
Huangfu Qian's cheeks suddenly turned red, and there was a lot more anger in her eyes when she looked at Li Lang.
She didn't hate Li Lang, but with her shrewdness, she wouldn't fall in love with someone she had only met a few times.
All the relaxing atmosphere and restraint were because she knew that Daqian needed Li Lang now, and the Empress needed Li Lang even more.
"Can't you just talk properly?"
“Even though I’ve become a god, I don’t mean you can be so dissolute.” Huangfu Qian said reluctantly.
Li Lang: "I have practiced hard and survived many dangers, am I just going to come back and be your dog?"
This statement is more thorough and more naked.
To be honest, deep down in Li Lang's heart, he must have resentment, complaints, and even hatred.
He had offended the White Dragon Temple and was hated by Yun Chu. What was the source of all this?
He helped Yu Ruyi stabilize the country's foundation. Although his contribution was not much, he was working at the risk of his life and under great pressure.
When he encountered pressure afterwards, he was kicked to the Western Regions.
Although it is protection, the handling is inevitably cold and indifferent.
Now that his strength has greatly increased, does he have to be respectful to these two women when he returns?
Rather than wanting to sleep with them, it would be better to say that he wanted to conquer them, to make them shout "I surrender" from the inside out. Of course, in special occasions, calling him "Daddy" would also be fine.
"It seems that this matter can only be solved in this way."
"Then we'll limit ourselves to March."
"During March, you can come and go freely in the palace. I will try my best to cooperate with you in any way you want. If you can let me climb into your bed in March, you will win. From now on, you can manipulate me into any way you want."
"But if I give you three months and you still can't make me surrender, then you have to work for me honestly, and I won't restrict you for the rest of your life. You work for me for ten years, and after ten years... you will still be free." Huangfu Qian was so angry that her chest was puffed up and she didn't want to talk anymore, but Yu Ruyi still responded to Li Lang rationally and made such a bet.
Seeing that Li Lang did not respond immediately, Huangfu Qian could not help but sneer: "You don't dare!"
Li Lang raised a finger: "March is too long, January is enough!"
"Moreover, I will not only take down Her Majesty the Queen within a month, but also take down your Prime Minister."
"Otherwise, I lose!"
Li Lang's remarks may seem confident and frivolous, but they are actually strategic.
All the way west, Li Lang never stopped thinking about it and repeatedly simulated how he could win over a woman like the Queen.
There is only one conclusion in the end.
First, we have to break her defense... and keep breaking her defense.
Her cultivation is unfathomable, her authority is unparalleled in the world, she has ruled Daqian for a hundred years, and has saved the empire from collapse several times.
It is basically impossible to win over a woman like this just by relying on one's own excellence.
So even though she had rumors of an affair with Yunxue and seemed to have an ambiguous relationship with the general, they were actually just illusions, a means to deceive Emperor Heng.
What you need to win her over is not elegance, not grace, not strength, not consideration... not any means or routines that can be used on most women.
He had to load a bullet, shoot it first, and then talk about other things.
If it is really difficult to make progress, then using some means to get the body first and then talk about the relationship is also a way.
But that is the last option.
After all, for Yu Ruyi, once her body was traded as a bargaining chip, her spirit would completely transcend the flesh and would no longer be restricted or imprisoned.
Although Li Lang seemed to have obtained the body, he might have lost the possibility of conquering its soul forever.
For other women, Li Lang might just want their bodies but not their souls.
But Yu Ruyi... he must have them all!
This is both an obsession and a mental demon.
"Okay! As you say!" Yu Ruyi responded simply.
However, Li Lang still saw a hint of anger in the depths of Yu Ruyi's eyes.
Although she seemed not to care, her defense was eventually broken.
Huangfu Qian blinked innocently, looked at Li Lang, then looked at Yu Ruyi... Wasn't she just trying to smooth things over, how did she get completely swept up in this?
"What's the evidence?" Huangfu Qian shouted as she watched Li Lang turning around and leaving.
She was either worried that Li Lang would default on his debt, or she was so angry that she wanted Li Lang to leave something behind so that she could make fun of him later.
ridiculous!
In just one month, he wanted her and the Queen to surrender together. What kind of arrogant person could have such an idea?
Li Lang did not turn around, but just started to recite loudly: "Li Lang wrote a hundred poems after drinking a bowl of wine, and slept in a tavern in Yujing City. The emperor called me and I refused to go to bed, claiming that I am a fairy in wine."
Huangfu Qian secretly sighed, but couldn't help but sigh that the poem was really good.
"You still good with wine?"
"How come I don't know?" Huangfu Qian shouted again at Li Lang's back.
"Now you know! I'm going to drink up all the wine in Yujing and get the reputation of being the banished immortal among wine lovers!" Li Lang's laughter faded away.
(End of this chapter)
"Even if you have made contributions to the country and have extraordinary cultivation, His Majesty is still His Majesty! How can you be so rude?"
Her words seemed like a scolding, but in fact she was reminding Yu Ruyi not to be easily angered and deal with Li Lang rashly.
However, Yu Ruyi's attitude was different from what Huangfu Qian expected.
She just chuckled when she heard that, then shook her head: "As long as you can solve some of the difficult problems in the idea you just proposed, what if I accompany you?"
"The country is about to fall, why should I care about my life?"
"In fact, this is the smallest price to pay, isn't it?"
Hearing this, Li Lang laughed out loud: "Do you really think so?"
Yu Ruyi looked at Li Lang calmly, without a woman's shyness, coquettishness, or anger.
She was like a cold-blooded political creature, trading her body without batting an eyelid.
"If it was someone else, I would have taken advantage of it!"
"But it is obvious that Your Majesty did not hear clearly what I just said."
"What I want is that you are willing. What I want is for you to lie down obediently like a woman, and then look back into my eyes." Li Lang's voice and words were full of offense.
The impurity between men and women begins with offense.
The more cautious, careful, and reverent you are, the less stories you have.
Even if she succeeded, how do you know that what she wants is respect, not standing up and kicking?
Of course, being offensive is an art in itself.
If you are not sure you have enough room to maneuver, don't try it lightly, unless you don't intend to cherish it.
"Then can you do it?" Yu Ruyi asked back calmly.
She had gotten used to Li Lang's provocations and teasing these days, and it also made her less likely to be provoked.
The woman named Yu Ruyi is not someone who can be manipulated by ordinary means.
"Of course!"
"I returned to Yujing City to do this!" Li Lang continued with a smile.
"You're useless!" Huangfu Qian interjected, her voice slightly gentle. It didn't sound like an accusation, but rather like a river running between two volcanoes, cooling down the originally hot atmosphere.
Li Lang said: "Yes! I think so too!"
"So, I also want to place Huangfu Neixiang and Her Majesty the Queen together on the dragon couch."
Huangfu Qian's cheeks suddenly turned red, and there was a lot more anger in her eyes when she looked at Li Lang.
She didn't hate Li Lang, but with her shrewdness, she wouldn't fall in love with someone she had only met a few times.
All the relaxing atmosphere and restraint were because she knew that Daqian needed Li Lang now, and the Empress needed Li Lang even more.
"Can't you just talk properly?"
“Even though I’ve become a god, I don’t mean you can be so dissolute.” Huangfu Qian said reluctantly.
Li Lang: "I have practiced hard and survived many dangers, am I just going to come back and be your dog?"
This statement is more thorough and more naked.
To be honest, deep down in Li Lang's heart, he must have resentment, complaints, and even hatred.
He had offended the White Dragon Temple and was hated by Yun Chu. What was the source of all this?
He helped Yu Ruyi stabilize the country's foundation. Although his contribution was not much, he was working at the risk of his life and under great pressure.
When he encountered pressure afterwards, he was kicked to the Western Regions.
Although it is protection, the handling is inevitably cold and indifferent.
Now that his strength has greatly increased, does he have to be respectful to these two women when he returns?
Rather than wanting to sleep with them, it would be better to say that he wanted to conquer them, to make them shout "I surrender" from the inside out. Of course, in special occasions, calling him "Daddy" would also be fine.
"It seems that this matter can only be solved in this way."
"Then we'll limit ourselves to March."
"During March, you can come and go freely in the palace. I will try my best to cooperate with you in any way you want. If you can let me climb into your bed in March, you will win. From now on, you can manipulate me into any way you want."
"But if I give you three months and you still can't make me surrender, then you have to work for me honestly, and I won't restrict you for the rest of your life. You work for me for ten years, and after ten years... you will still be free." Huangfu Qian was so angry that her chest was puffed up and she didn't want to talk anymore, but Yu Ruyi still responded to Li Lang rationally and made such a bet.
Seeing that Li Lang did not respond immediately, Huangfu Qian could not help but sneer: "You don't dare!"
Li Lang raised a finger: "March is too long, January is enough!"
"Moreover, I will not only take down Her Majesty the Queen within a month, but also take down your Prime Minister."
"Otherwise, I lose!"
Li Lang's remarks may seem confident and frivolous, but they are actually strategic.
All the way west, Li Lang never stopped thinking about it and repeatedly simulated how he could win over a woman like the Queen.
There is only one conclusion in the end.
First, we have to break her defense... and keep breaking her defense.
Her cultivation is unfathomable, her authority is unparalleled in the world, she has ruled Daqian for a hundred years, and has saved the empire from collapse several times.
It is basically impossible to win over a woman like this just by relying on one's own excellence.
So even though she had rumors of an affair with Yunxue and seemed to have an ambiguous relationship with the general, they were actually just illusions, a means to deceive Emperor Heng.
What you need to win her over is not elegance, not grace, not strength, not consideration... not any means or routines that can be used on most women.
He had to load a bullet, shoot it first, and then talk about other things.
If it is really difficult to make progress, then using some means to get the body first and then talk about the relationship is also a way.
But that is the last option.
After all, for Yu Ruyi, once her body was traded as a bargaining chip, her spirit would completely transcend the flesh and would no longer be restricted or imprisoned.
Although Li Lang seemed to have obtained the body, he might have lost the possibility of conquering its soul forever.
For other women, Li Lang might just want their bodies but not their souls.
But Yu Ruyi... he must have them all!
This is both an obsession and a mental demon.
"Okay! As you say!" Yu Ruyi responded simply.
However, Li Lang still saw a hint of anger in the depths of Yu Ruyi's eyes.
Although she seemed not to care, her defense was eventually broken.
Huangfu Qian blinked innocently, looked at Li Lang, then looked at Yu Ruyi... Wasn't she just trying to smooth things over, how did she get completely swept up in this?
"What's the evidence?" Huangfu Qian shouted as she watched Li Lang turning around and leaving.
She was either worried that Li Lang would default on his debt, or she was so angry that she wanted Li Lang to leave something behind so that she could make fun of him later.
ridiculous!
In just one month, he wanted her and the Queen to surrender together. What kind of arrogant person could have such an idea?
Li Lang did not turn around, but just started to recite loudly: "Li Lang wrote a hundred poems after drinking a bowl of wine, and slept in a tavern in Yujing City. The emperor called me and I refused to go to bed, claiming that I am a fairy in wine."
Huangfu Qian secretly sighed, but couldn't help but sigh that the poem was really good.
"You still good with wine?"
"How come I don't know?" Huangfu Qian shouted again at Li Lang's back.
"Now you know! I'm going to drink up all the wine in Yujing and get the reputation of being the banished immortal among wine lovers!" Li Lang's laughter faded away.
(End of this chapter)
