Chapter 360 Extra: When I grew up, my childhood sweethearts relied on me (I)
I am a little koi fish. When I was secretly reading the tribe leader's notebook, I accidentally entered an ancient world.
The family I came from is unlucky; the country I came from is also unlucky.
But I think I am the unluckiest person right now!
This is my eighteenth visit to the palace this month.
The first seventeen times were because my childhood sweethearts fought over who was the little darling in my heart.
Don’t ask me why I have so many childhood sweethearts, it’s because of my personal charm.
"What's the reason this time?" There was a barely perceptible hint of fatigue in the majestic emperor's voice.
I looked up at his no longer young face and sat up slightly.
Strictly speaking, this is the man I embraced to become an emperor, but I was quite afraid of him, even though he promised to keep me alive until I died.

I replied respectfully to the emperor: "Your Majesty, I am wronged!"
I stretched out my voice, really trying to defend myself: "This is really none of my business!"
Emperor Changshun became more interested when he heard what I said, "Oh, tell me about it."
My face puffed up, and I started to complain angrily: "Your Majesty, they wanted to poison Gu Qinghuai!"
"Dangdang!"
The porcelain cup in Emperor Changshun's hand broke.
The corners of his mouth twitched as he looked at me, and then he stared at the people kneeling behind me... Not all of them were kneeling, my good sister Princess Funing was standing.
He glared at everyone, clamoring for an explanation.
After all, Gu Qinghuai is a rising star in recent times.
Emperor Changshun would be a fool to poison himself with his own invincible weapon!
The emperor was angry... he was simply angry.
Because none of us here are easy to deal with.
I have decided that when I am about to die, I will write a book called "The Years When My Childhood Sweetheart and I Tormented His Majesty the Emperor". It will definitely be a best-seller throughout the Great Zhou.
I can’t write now because he told Funing and I to roll over and kneel with them.
"I'm telling you little bastards, you can do whatever you want in the capital, but if you destroy my Qinghuai, I'll make your father come here and kneel for you!"
Everyone present hung their heads and dared not say a word. After all, no one wanted their father, at his age, to kneel in front of Zhengyang Palace and be watched like a monkey.
Of course, there are two exceptions.
One is my good sister Princess Funing. She and the emperor are born of the same mother, and the emperor passed away ten years ago.
Another one is Xue Zheng. He wished his unfortunate father would die sooner. If Your Majesty was willing to give him a chance, he would probably kill his father to cheer Your Majesty up.
He is a friend of my twin brother. They were away from the capital for study and sent Xue Zheng to keep an eye on me. It was my brother who came up with the bad idea of ​​poisoning Gu Qinghuai.

As for why they wanted to poison Gu Qinghuai?
Because he is my fiancé.
My impression of Gu Qinghuai is still that of the handsome little crazy brother, but my mother told me firmly that he is no longer crazy.
Sometimes I would receive gifts from Gu Qinghuai sent back from the border, and also a portrait of Gu Qinghuai sent by the King of Zhennan.
My mother told me to recognize people carefully, so that I wouldn’t mistake my fiancé for my husband.
I scratched my head and couldn't refute it, because three years ago I recognized the wrong fiancé and scared a weak young man so much that he jumped into the river to escape for his life.
Actually, I didn't mean to do that. It was just that the night was too dark and the peach blossom wine that Fu Ning sent me was too intoxicating.
But I just touched the edge of that man's clothes and he... punched me!
Then the wicked little Jin Fei accused me of molesting him, which made me so angry that I packed him up and sent him to his unreliable parents on the spot.
But now the world is at peace, the seas are clear and the rivers are calm.
Gu Qinghuai was driven back to the capital by the Prince of Zhennan. In fact, I always thought that his stepmother thought he was in the way so she asked the Prince of Zhennan to drive him back.
After all, if there is a stepmother, there will be a stepfather. This is also a poor child.
When I think of my childhood sweethearts who acted like dogs and snakes all the time, I feel even more sympathetic towards Gu Qinghuai.
Our intention to "poison" Gu Qinghuai was finally known to our family.
When I saw my mother standing in the front hall waiting for me with the familiar rattan stick, I knew things today would not be easy.
I hid behind my father skillfully, and my father's movements of begging for mercy were so skillful that it made people feel distressed.
"Good girl, don't let your father down!"
Seeing that my father was unreliable, I subconsciously wanted to hide behind my eldest brother, but unfortunately my mother's cane arrived there first.
It didn't fall on me, but it was enough to make me jump up and down.
"Mom, I was wrong!"
My mother raised her eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong?"
I was very anxious and really didn't understand where I had gone wrong.
I think I am right!
I tried to stop them when they decided to poison Gu Qinghuai. If it weren't for me, Sister Xinyu would have already rushed to the border and poisoned him.
What have I done wrong? I'm just an ordinary little koi!
But fish have to bow their heads under the eaves, so I tentatively asked, "Shouldn't you murder your husband?"
My mother rolled her eyes. Seeing that the cane was about to fall again, my father bravely rushed over and hugged my mother, "Madam, Jiujiu knows that he was wrong. Jiujiu, did you skip school today?"
Oh, this incident...
"Mom, I didn't skip school!"

"You really didn't run away?"
"Master Xue passed out from the poison, so we have the day off."
When my mother heard that the teacher had been poisoned and fainted, she was on the verge of collapse. If she hadn't been determined to kill me, she would have fainted first.
"Mom, this is not our fault. It was Master Xue who insisted on trying the snacks made by Sister Xinyu. Is this something he can eat?"
My mother was so angry that her eyes turned red, and my father tried his best to wink at me, but I was a little idiot who couldn't read other people's eyes, so I kept talking to myself: "Sister Xinyu said that this was prepared for Gu Qinghuai. Of course, they didn't really want to poison him to death, they just wanted to let him sleep for a year or so."
In the end, I missed their engagement day! This was the best result I got after all the negotiations.
What else are you dissatisfied with!
They humans demand so much, and this is something I haven't figured out in the past 18 years.
"Ah."
A chuckle was particularly obvious in the quiet lobby.
Following the source of the laughter, the people in the hall consciously made way for me. Only then did I see clearly that there was someone sitting behind me.
The man was wearing a black brocade robe, looking cold and noble, quite different from the pampered young masters in the capital. But his eyes were frighteningly bright.
It feels like déjà vu...
I have been obsessed with appearance since I was young. My mother has tried for 18 years to change me from this bad habit, and it has become increasingly serious.
The first thing I said was: "What a handsome little brother!"
The smile in the other person's eyes deepened, but he didn't say anything.
Is it because my praise is not direct enough?
My mother had a look of despair on her face as she kept muttering, "It's over. Our Jijiu has already learned how to tease men."
I don't know why, but I felt that man's face suddenly darkened after hearing what my mother said. "Dad, who is he?" I moved to my dad's side and whispered to him.
Who knew that my unreliable father would just look at me with an indescribable look, and after a long while he slowly said, "You don't recognize him?"
I shook my head honestly.
Who on earth expects me, a fish-brained person like me, to have an excellent memory?
The man's face darkened completely.
What on earth is he unhappy about?
"Since Miss Su doesn't recognize me, I'll have to start over again."
"My name is Gu Qinghuai."
"Oh, Gu Qinghuai..." My slow-witted brain finally reacted, "Gu Qinghuai?!"
I was just wondering why it looked familiar!
It turns out that he is the man in the portrait that my mother lets me look at every year...
To be honest, I think he looks better in person. He looks like a fairy, which is why I didn't recognize him.
"Does Chirp remember me?"

I nodded. Isn't this nonsense?
I'm not really stupid!
Gu Qinghuai couldn't describe how he felt, he could only say that he could swear to God that she definitely didn't remember this!
He bowed to the Marquis Wenyang and his wife and said goodbye: "My Lord and Madam, I just returned to the capital and things are a mess at home, so I'll take my leave now. I'll come visit again when Chiu Chiu remembers me."
After saying that, the man put on a pitiful look, and he didn't look like the evil spirit on the battlefield who would kill any god or Buddha he met!
I feel like he is blackmailing me morally, but I have no morals!
"I remember you! I really do!"
Little man, how could I not know your little thoughts? You just want to find an excuse to come to my house next time.
My mother wants to beat me every time I do this. If it happens a few more times, I will be turned into a dried fish!
Gu Qinghuai's smile froze on his lips. He almost laughed out loud when he saw Jiujiu looking so smug that she almost lifted her tail. She really hasn't changed at all since she was a child.
What on earth is she laughing at?
Gu Qinghuai is not in a hurry, as they have a long way to go.
Gu Qinghuai left, leaving behind three carriages of gifts.
I just found out that he didn't even go home when he returned to Beijing, and the first thing he did was to come to our house to give us gifts. Thinking of this, I felt a little sorry for him.
He is so filial to my parents, but I was thinking about how to play a prank with Sister Xinyu and the others to poison him. I am so sinful!
Wouldn't I have to get up in the middle of the night and punch myself a few times?
I told my mother what I was thinking and she scolded me for being like my father.
"You look exactly like your father when he was young!"
This tone of regret reminded me of my father's embarrassing pursuit of his wife in middle age, and I couldn't help but say, "Mom, I look like you!"
"I don't have such an unromantic daughter!" My mother poked my little head in anger, "I don't know what to say to you!"
"Qing Huai treats us this way because he values ​​you. This child has a cold personality and is not close to his family, but is warm to our family. Did you eat all the local specialties throughout the year?"
My eyes fell on the pug lying at my mother's feet...it did eat it.
I saw that my mother's face didn't look good, so I didn't dare to say anything.
I think Gu Qinghuai is a bit reluctant to marry, otherwise why would he be so eager to please his future mother-in-law?
My father coaxed my mother in time. I didn’t want to eat the elderly version of dog food, so I followed the little Haba and ran very fast.
Afterwards, I ate and slept as usual. Gu Qinghuai only appeared for a moment and has not caused any ripples in my life since then.
Brother Xue Zheng and sister Xinyu never mentioned poisoning him again.
So I just gave up, shaking my head and following Master Xue to study.
Mr. Xue's voice is very attractive, and he pours all his emotions into reciting poems and songs. For a poor student like me, it is a perfect lullaby.
While I was in a daze, I felt that another good sister of mine was attacking me!
Sister Diandian was very ruthless.
I knew she just wanted to kick me awake, but she definitely didn't intend to kick me out.
It must be because I was too weak to withstand the torture that I knocked over the table and fell to the ground.
I can already imagine Mr. Xue’s ugly face right now.

It’s over, I’m going to get scolded by my mother again tonight!
I waited for Master Xue to scold me, but after waiting for a long time, no familiar scolding sounded. Only a pair of black boots appeared in my sight.
What huge gems are set in the shoes!
That’s what I think.
"Have you seen enough?" The smile in Gu Qinghuai's tone could hardly be hidden, and there was an imperceptible doting in his eyes as he looked at Jiujiu.
I've said before that I can't read other people's expressions. I just shook my head stupidly and said, "I sprained my back."
Gu Qinghuai: “!!!”
Gu Qinghuai became visibly flustered. He bent down and picked me up, and said to me softly, "Don't be afraid. I'll take you to see a doctor."
Of course I am not afraid. The Emperor and the Heavenly Dao both said that I can live until death, so I have been able to tenaciously survive until now despite all the hardships I have experienced since I was a child.
A small sprained waist...it hurts so damn much!
"Hurry, hurry, doctor! Find me the best orthopedic doctor!"
Gu Qinghuai ran outside on the spot as I instructed, and the rest of the people were dumbfounded.
Lu Diandian frowned, "Oh no! Gu Qinghuai wants to kidnap our Jiujiu!"
Those who were sitting in the school were all in a mess since childhood... Ugh! The brothers and sisters who were as close as brothers had always maintained a high degree of unity in their thoughts on the ownership of Jiujiu!
"We deliver our own Chiu Chiu!"
"Stop Gu Qinghuai!"
I don’t know whether they wanted to pick a fight with Gu Qinghuai or they didn’t want me to live, but they tried every trick in their attempt to stop Gu Qinghuai from taking me away.
Gu Qinghuai obviously didn't take these people's tricks seriously and dodged all their moves.
No one was able to stop him, but people were lying on the ground.
I was dumbfounded. Is this the method they always said they would use to snatch me away at all costs?
Are you kidding me with your life?
I guarantee that Gu Qinghuai didn't use even a little bit of strength, otherwise they could have gone to Hades' Palace together. Considering their deep friendship, maybe Hades would allow them to continue to be good brothers in the next life.
Of course, there are some unreliable childhood friends of mine.
Look, Funing is here.
Funing is a little different from ordinary girls in Beijing. She doesn't like red dresses but prefers weapons.
Her hair was standing up high, she was wearing a golden scale armor, and holding a red tasseled spear. Her heroic face seemed to have a murderous look. She glanced at the people lying on the ground and curled her lips in disdain.
She casually threw the red tassel spear to the guard beside her, and stretched out her hand directly to Gu Qinghuai, "Men and women should not touch each other. General Gu just returned to the capital, so it is inevitable that he does not know the etiquette."
"Just leave it to me!"
Gu Qinghuai didn't move and looked at Funing quietly.
The two men's eyes met and the fight was fierce.
I look at this one, then I look at that one. Could it be that they are in love with each other?

After all, I am still Gu Qinghuai’s fiancée. It wouldn’t be good to do it in front of me, right?
In order to end this embarrassing situation, I took the initiative to raise my trembling little hand, "Uh, if you don't send me to the clinic, I think I'm going to be useless!"
Gu Qinghuai: “!!!”
Princess Funing: “…”
I think the extra chapter should be called "My childhood friends are fighting for my right to feed me every day" hahahaha

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