It’s okay if you don’t watch it, but it makes me so mad after watching it!
I guess it was because Li Bai had taken over the business of that damn shop across the street, so Yan Fugui, that damn guy, and Yan Jiefang, that big idiot, silently increased his hatred value.
【Hate Value】
Yi Zhonghai (35)＋
Auntie (15) +
He Yuzhu (55)＋
He Yushui (18) +
Jia Zhangshi (35) +
Qin Huairu (35) +
Jiageng (22) +
Yan Fugui (69)＋
Yan Jiefang (52) +
Deaf Old Lady (30) +
It was fine if it grew quietly before, Li Ming at least knew why! But now, that's the snack he earned with his own skills, why the hell do you want to grow it? If you have the time, can't you practice more?
If you are not good at it, you should practice more. Don’t you understand this principle? !
Then, Li Ming couldn't sleep anymore, so he opened his panel and looked at it for a long time, then took out two firecrackers from the warehouse!
【Host】: Li Ming
[Skills Possessing]: Pistol mastery (top level), Bajiquan (top level), Fishing (top level), Weakness attack (language-oriented), Art of language, Street parkour (great accomplishment), Locust stone throwing technique (top level), Sichuan cuisine (top level), Shandong cuisine (top level), Antique identification skills (top level), Lock picking (top level), Painting (minor accomplishment), Calligraphy (great accomplishment).
【Number of draws】:6.
[Physique Template]: Li Yuanba [Development Progress 100%]
[System Items]: Colt m1860 revolver*1, a box of black powder bullets, a gun license, a set of locust stone production line, a set of disguise masks, a box of voice-changing buttons, 2 boxes of Maotai liquor, 1 kitchen knife, 1 iron rod, 2 Jerry's firecrackers, 2 watch tickets, 2 sewing ticket tickets, 1 radio ticket, 2 bicycle tickets, a set of house deeds for the second courtyard {Paoju Hutong), a set of house deeds for the third courtyard, and a set of house deeds for the first courtyard (Qianer Hutong).
Look, it’s the firecracker in Tom and Jerry. Even though it’s small, it’s very powerful!
"You bastards, you are trying to do bad things to me, right? Come on, forget about sleeping tonight, damn it!" Li Ming cursed in a low voice with his teeth bared.
He held two cute little red things in his hands, and then asked Brother Tongzi to use him as an alarm clock. He woke up at three o'clock in the morning, then lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
......
【Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.】
Li Ming woke up from the bed, rubbing his head. "When will the system's alarm ringtone be customizable? It's so ding-ding-ding, if you don't know, you would think someone is hammering a nail!"
After mumbling a few words to his own system, Li Ming took advantage of the night to look at his watch. Hmm, three o'clock, exactly on time. Brother Tongzi is still very reliable!
Walking to the basin and rubbing his face, Li Ming slipped out of his house holding two firecrackers.
There were still people with lights on in the courtyard, and it was obvious that they were the kind who could stay up late! As for Yan Fugui's family, they turned off the lights and went to bed early.
Li Ming had a sly smile on his face. He picked a smooth position, estimated the angle at which he could throw the treasure perfectly with his locust stone skills, picked up two firecrackers and slid his feet...
Then throw...
Li Ming turned around and ran away. Just as he reached their small living room, two explosions were heard in the front yard!
"boom"
"boom"
"Forget it, let's pretend to just wake up." Li Ming pursed his lips helplessly. He has done fewer bad things recently, and his legs and feet are a little unsteady. It seems that he needs to practice more!
Suddenly, the courtyard was brightly lit.
The other three members of the Li family were also startled by the noise, and they came out of their rooms rubbing their eyes.
"Hey, son, you didn't go to bed?"
"I just got up. I was woken up too, but I moved a little too fast." Li Ming Xiao Xiong spread his hands and said innocently.
"What's going on outside?"
"I didn't know. I just got to the living room and you guys followed me out!"
"Then go and have a look, ha~"
"Put on your coat!"
Li Ming followed his family out of the house. He was actually quite curious about the Yan family's reaction.
At least when he was at home, he heard Yan Fugui's howling.
I heard even more when I went out. Yan Fugui was cursing at the top of his lungs at home. Tsk tsk, Mr. Yan Fugui, who claims to be a cultural figure in Siheyuan, has completely lost his defense today!
"Who the hell throws firecrackers into someone else's house so late at night?!"
"Do you have any sense of public morality?"
"Everyone is drinking a lot during the New Year!"
Yan Fugui's cursing continued and became louder and louder.
Several families who were on good terms with Yan Fugui came forward and tried to persuade him for a long time before Yan Fugui calmed down.
Of course, it is possible that the cursing coming from the courtyard next door was also one of the main reasons.
The main thing was that the voice of that idiot Yan Fugui was getting louder and louder, and it had woken up several of the neighbors in the surrounding courtyards!
Li Ming grinned and looked at Yan Fugui, who was so anxious that he jumped up and down, cursing and breaking his defenses. A reminder from the system also came to his mind.
It seems that he has succeeded in fishing tonight. After all, if you think about it carefully, it was because Yan Fugui's skills were not as good as others that his hatred value increased, and then it was the process of Li Ming's revenge, so it can be considered fishing.
System brother is so generous!
Li family, second bedroom.
The farce ended around four in the morning, and the neighbors who came out to watch the fun returned to their homes yawning.
Although I don’t have to go to work tomorrow, it is the first day of the new year after all, so I still have to get up early to pay New Year’s greetings. So there’s no point in doing that, I might as well go home and sleep!
[Ding, congratulations to the host for fishing successfully! ]
[Ding, fishing success rewards lucky draw times*1, rewards big black ten*10, 10 firecrackers*. ]
"Well, it seems that Big Brother System wants me to play with firecrackers more! This thing has a 10,000-bang blast. If I throw it to the Yan family, I'm afraid it will blow Yan Fugui, an old man, to pieces. Haha!"
Li Ming, with a cigarette in his mouth, almost laughed out loud when he saw the reward given by the system, and he managed to suppress it with great difficulty.
Well, I hope the victim will like it next time I use it!
Chapter 552 New Year’s greetings on the first day of the Lunar New Year!
"Open the interface, system."
【Host】: Li Ming
[Skills Possessing]: Pistol mastery (top level), Bajiquan (top level), Fishing (top level), Weakness attack (language-oriented), Art of language, Street parkour (great accomplishment), Locust stone throwing technique (top level), Sichuan cuisine (top level), Shandong cuisine (top level), Antique identification skills (top level), Lock picking (top level), Painting (minor accomplishment), Calligraphy (great accomplishment).
【Number of draws】:7.
[Physique Template]: Li Yuanba [Development Progress 100%]
[System Items]: Colt m1860 revolver*1, a box of black powder bullets, a gun license, a set of locust stone production line, a set of disguise masks, a box of voice-changing buttons, 2 boxes of Maotai liquor, 1 kitchen knife*1, 2 iron rod*2, watch tickets*1, sewing ticket tickets*2, radio ticket*10, bicycle tickets*, -shot firecrackers*, a set of house deeds for the second courtyard {Paoju Hutong), a set of house deeds for the third courtyard, a set of house deeds for the first courtyard (Qianer Hutong).
After admiring his masterpiece, Li Ming returned to bed and continued to sleep. Of course, as a good neighbor in the front yard, Li Ming hoped that Yan Fugui could also have a good sleep.
......
The next day.
When walking around the courtyard to pay New Year's greetings, Li Ming could see that the Yan family had gloomy faces and panda eyes, which was somewhat funny.
"I don't know whose child it was last night, haha, who threw firecrackers at Old Yan's house. I'm afraid he almost scared the whole family to death!"
"Well, don't even mention their house. I heard it loudly in the middle courtyard. I don't know where they bought the firecrackers from. They were so loud!"
"You're right. I heard it in the backyard. If I knew where they bought it, I'd buy some this year. It's really good!"
After Li Ming finished paying New Year's greetings with his family, he pulled out a recliner and sat in his old seat. Today was a nice sunny day, perfect for walking around.
As for visiting Li Huaide's home to wish him a happy new year? There was no need for that. He would wait until the third day of the new year when the steel mill started to operate. He would then take some gifts prepared for Li Huaide and send them over. He would also ask when their purchasing department would start laying off employees. He could not wait to see the unlucky faces of Yan Jiefang and the Yan family!
Of course, there is also Liu Haizhong’s family in the backyard. No one can run away, even if they don’t!
"Xiao Mingzi, are you done for today?" Wu Xuanxuan came out of the house and said with a helpless smile at Li Ming who was basking in the sun.
Li Ming spread his hands and said, "Of course, we don't have many relatives in the city. Besides, I've even been to your house, so there's really no place left."
"The rest are places my parents need to go, such as their colleagues, which really have nothing to do with me!"
"Besides, maybe someone will come to wish me a happy new year today!"
As soon as Li Ming finished speaking, a man walked in from outside the courtyard. As long as he was an employee of the steel rolling mill, he would definitely be familiar with him.
Ma Hua came to the front yard carrying things, and when he saw Li Ming, he couldn't hide the smile on his face.
Li Ming waved his hand in advance, packed up, and took Ma Hua back home. Wu Xuanxuan was very curious and followed in happily.
"Master, Happy New Year!" Ma Hua bowed and congratulated Li Ming with a smile.
Li Ming pursed his lips, "Tsk, didn't I tell you not to come?"
He flipped through it and took out the red envelope he had prepared in advance and threw it directly into Ma Hua's hand, "Don't refuse. You brought things with you. As your master, I can't let you go back empty-handed, right?"
After hearing this, Ma Hua nodded in agreement and looked at Wu Xuanxuan with curiosity in his eyes.
"Don't be so curious. Your master's wife is getting married this fall, and she will definitely call you a kid then!"
"Hey, hello, Master's wife!"
Wu Xuanxuan glanced at Li Ming with her beautiful eyes and agreed with a blushing face.
Ma Hua was so happy that he didn't know what to do. He said a few polite words to Li Ming and left the courtyard. Well, they had other relatives at home and were busy!
Wu Xuanxuan then turned to look at Li Ming and asked, "Why don't you explain why the chef of the second canteen of our steel mill calls you "Master"?"
Li Ming was stunned while lighting a cigarette. "Hey, I thought you already knew it. I taught him how to cook!"
???
A series of question marks appeared on Wu Xuanxuan's forehead, "Did you teach me?"
"Yeah, don't you think I'm good at cooking?"
"...That's true, but why do I feel like something is wrong?"
"What's wrong with this?"
"Dong dong dong."
There was a knock on the door of Li's house. Now that Li's father and mother were out, there would basically be no acquaintances of theirs coming to wish them a happy new year, so the person could only be someone Li Ming knew.
"Come in, the door is not closed!"
As soon as Li Ming finished speaking, the strong men Niu Zhuang and Niu Lili from the courtyard next door walked in from outside.
"Brother Li, Happy New Year!"
"Brother Mingzi, Happy New Year!"
Li Ming was happy. He didn't expect that these two people would come to pay New Year's greetings. However, he had prepared the red envelopes in advance.
"Okay, okay, Happy New Year!" Li Ming flipped his hands, and a red envelope appeared in each of his left and right hands. He walked up to the two people with a smile and handed the red envelopes to them.
As for the rhetoric, well, just follow the same as MCA, after all, these two people also brought something with them.
"Brother, Wang Da, Wang Er, and..." Niu Zhuang glanced at Wu Xuanxuan, but was interrupted by Li Ming before he could finish his words, "Your future sister-in-law will get married this fall, just relax and say it."
"And our brothers Guangtian and Guangfu, it's not convenient for them to come, haha, let us two brothers and sisters tell you, and we will wish you a happy new year next time we meet."
"Don't be so polite. We don't need it." Li Ming waved his hand with a smile. It was good that he had the intention. To be honest, he didn't prepare any red envelopes for these people. After all, it was not very convenient for these people to come.
After a few polite words, Niu Zhuang took Niu Lili and left Li's house, leaving Li Ming who was happily putting his things away and Wu Xuanxuan who had a question mark on her head again.
"Bright day and bright blessing?"
"Yes, they are the two sons of Liu Haizhong's family in the backyard. They are helping me with some things now. After all, the two brothers can't live smoothly in Beijing. As for the situation of Liu Haizhong's family, you also know." Li Ming explained to Wu Xuanxuan with a smile.
I guess it was because Li Bai had taken over the business of that damn shop across the street, so Yan Fugui, that damn guy, and Yan Jiefang, that big idiot, silently increased his hatred value.
【Hate Value】
Yi Zhonghai (35)＋
Auntie (15) +
He Yuzhu (55)＋
He Yushui (18) +
Jia Zhangshi (35) +
Qin Huairu (35) +
Jiageng (22) +
Yan Fugui (69)＋
Yan Jiefang (52) +
Deaf Old Lady (30) +
It was fine if it grew quietly before, Li Ming at least knew why! But now, that's the snack he earned with his own skills, why the hell do you want to grow it? If you have the time, can't you practice more?
If you are not good at it, you should practice more. Don’t you understand this principle? !
Then, Li Ming couldn't sleep anymore, so he opened his panel and looked at it for a long time, then took out two firecrackers from the warehouse!
【Host】: Li Ming
[Skills Possessing]: Pistol mastery (top level), Bajiquan (top level), Fishing (top level), Weakness attack (language-oriented), Art of language, Street parkour (great accomplishment), Locust stone throwing technique (top level), Sichuan cuisine (top level), Shandong cuisine (top level), Antique identification skills (top level), Lock picking (top level), Painting (minor accomplishment), Calligraphy (great accomplishment).
【Number of draws】:6.
[Physique Template]: Li Yuanba [Development Progress 100%]
[System Items]: Colt m1860 revolver*1, a box of black powder bullets, a gun license, a set of locust stone production line, a set of disguise masks, a box of voice-changing buttons, 2 boxes of Maotai liquor, 1 kitchen knife, 1 iron rod, 2 Jerry's firecrackers, 2 watch tickets, 2 sewing ticket tickets, 1 radio ticket, 2 bicycle tickets, a set of house deeds for the second courtyard {Paoju Hutong), a set of house deeds for the third courtyard, and a set of house deeds for the first courtyard (Qianer Hutong).
Look, it’s the firecracker in Tom and Jerry. Even though it’s small, it’s very powerful!
"You bastards, you are trying to do bad things to me, right? Come on, forget about sleeping tonight, damn it!" Li Ming cursed in a low voice with his teeth bared.
He held two cute little red things in his hands, and then asked Brother Tongzi to use him as an alarm clock. He woke up at three o'clock in the morning, then lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
......
【Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.】
Li Ming woke up from the bed, rubbing his head. "When will the system's alarm ringtone be customizable? It's so ding-ding-ding, if you don't know, you would think someone is hammering a nail!"
After mumbling a few words to his own system, Li Ming took advantage of the night to look at his watch. Hmm, three o'clock, exactly on time. Brother Tongzi is still very reliable!
Walking to the basin and rubbing his face, Li Ming slipped out of his house holding two firecrackers.
There were still people with lights on in the courtyard, and it was obvious that they were the kind who could stay up late! As for Yan Fugui's family, they turned off the lights and went to bed early.
Li Ming had a sly smile on his face. He picked a smooth position, estimated the angle at which he could throw the treasure perfectly with his locust stone skills, picked up two firecrackers and slid his feet...
Then throw...
Li Ming turned around and ran away. Just as he reached their small living room, two explosions were heard in the front yard!
"boom"
"boom"
"Forget it, let's pretend to just wake up." Li Ming pursed his lips helplessly. He has done fewer bad things recently, and his legs and feet are a little unsteady. It seems that he needs to practice more!
Suddenly, the courtyard was brightly lit.
The other three members of the Li family were also startled by the noise, and they came out of their rooms rubbing their eyes.
"Hey, son, you didn't go to bed?"
"I just got up. I was woken up too, but I moved a little too fast." Li Ming Xiao Xiong spread his hands and said innocently.
"What's going on outside?"
"I didn't know. I just got to the living room and you guys followed me out!"
"Then go and have a look, ha~"
"Put on your coat!"
Li Ming followed his family out of the house. He was actually quite curious about the Yan family's reaction.
At least when he was at home, he heard Yan Fugui's howling.
I heard even more when I went out. Yan Fugui was cursing at the top of his lungs at home. Tsk tsk, Mr. Yan Fugui, who claims to be a cultural figure in Siheyuan, has completely lost his defense today!
"Who the hell throws firecrackers into someone else's house so late at night?!"
"Do you have any sense of public morality?"
"Everyone is drinking a lot during the New Year!"
Yan Fugui's cursing continued and became louder and louder.
Several families who were on good terms with Yan Fugui came forward and tried to persuade him for a long time before Yan Fugui calmed down.
Of course, it is possible that the cursing coming from the courtyard next door was also one of the main reasons.
The main thing was that the voice of that idiot Yan Fugui was getting louder and louder, and it had woken up several of the neighbors in the surrounding courtyards!
Li Ming grinned and looked at Yan Fugui, who was so anxious that he jumped up and down, cursing and breaking his defenses. A reminder from the system also came to his mind.
It seems that he has succeeded in fishing tonight. After all, if you think about it carefully, it was because Yan Fugui's skills were not as good as others that his hatred value increased, and then it was the process of Li Ming's revenge, so it can be considered fishing.
System brother is so generous!
Li family, second bedroom.
The farce ended around four in the morning, and the neighbors who came out to watch the fun returned to their homes yawning.
Although I don’t have to go to work tomorrow, it is the first day of the new year after all, so I still have to get up early to pay New Year’s greetings. So there’s no point in doing that, I might as well go home and sleep!
[Ding, congratulations to the host for fishing successfully! ]
[Ding, fishing success rewards lucky draw times*1, rewards big black ten*10, 10 firecrackers*. ]
"Well, it seems that Big Brother System wants me to play with firecrackers more! This thing has a 10,000-bang blast. If I throw it to the Yan family, I'm afraid it will blow Yan Fugui, an old man, to pieces. Haha!"
Li Ming, with a cigarette in his mouth, almost laughed out loud when he saw the reward given by the system, and he managed to suppress it with great difficulty.
Well, I hope the victim will like it next time I use it!
Chapter 552 New Year’s greetings on the first day of the Lunar New Year!
"Open the interface, system."
【Host】: Li Ming
[Skills Possessing]: Pistol mastery (top level), Bajiquan (top level), Fishing (top level), Weakness attack (language-oriented), Art of language, Street parkour (great accomplishment), Locust stone throwing technique (top level), Sichuan cuisine (top level), Shandong cuisine (top level), Antique identification skills (top level), Lock picking (top level), Painting (minor accomplishment), Calligraphy (great accomplishment).
【Number of draws】:7.
[Physique Template]: Li Yuanba [Development Progress 100%]
[System Items]: Colt m1860 revolver*1, a box of black powder bullets, a gun license, a set of locust stone production line, a set of disguise masks, a box of voice-changing buttons, 2 boxes of Maotai liquor, 1 kitchen knife*1, 2 iron rod*2, watch tickets*1, sewing ticket tickets*2, radio ticket*10, bicycle tickets*, -shot firecrackers*, a set of house deeds for the second courtyard {Paoju Hutong), a set of house deeds for the third courtyard, a set of house deeds for the first courtyard (Qianer Hutong).
After admiring his masterpiece, Li Ming returned to bed and continued to sleep. Of course, as a good neighbor in the front yard, Li Ming hoped that Yan Fugui could also have a good sleep.
......
The next day.
When walking around the courtyard to pay New Year's greetings, Li Ming could see that the Yan family had gloomy faces and panda eyes, which was somewhat funny.
"I don't know whose child it was last night, haha, who threw firecrackers at Old Yan's house. I'm afraid he almost scared the whole family to death!"
"Well, don't even mention their house. I heard it loudly in the middle courtyard. I don't know where they bought the firecrackers from. They were so loud!"
"You're right. I heard it in the backyard. If I knew where they bought it, I'd buy some this year. It's really good!"
After Li Ming finished paying New Year's greetings with his family, he pulled out a recliner and sat in his old seat. Today was a nice sunny day, perfect for walking around.
As for visiting Li Huaide's home to wish him a happy new year? There was no need for that. He would wait until the third day of the new year when the steel mill started to operate. He would then take some gifts prepared for Li Huaide and send them over. He would also ask when their purchasing department would start laying off employees. He could not wait to see the unlucky faces of Yan Jiefang and the Yan family!
Of course, there is also Liu Haizhong’s family in the backyard. No one can run away, even if they don’t!
"Xiao Mingzi, are you done for today?" Wu Xuanxuan came out of the house and said with a helpless smile at Li Ming who was basking in the sun.
Li Ming spread his hands and said, "Of course, we don't have many relatives in the city. Besides, I've even been to your house, so there's really no place left."
"The rest are places my parents need to go, such as their colleagues, which really have nothing to do with me!"
"Besides, maybe someone will come to wish me a happy new year today!"
As soon as Li Ming finished speaking, a man walked in from outside the courtyard. As long as he was an employee of the steel rolling mill, he would definitely be familiar with him.
Ma Hua came to the front yard carrying things, and when he saw Li Ming, he couldn't hide the smile on his face.
Li Ming waved his hand in advance, packed up, and took Ma Hua back home. Wu Xuanxuan was very curious and followed in happily.
"Master, Happy New Year!" Ma Hua bowed and congratulated Li Ming with a smile.
Li Ming pursed his lips, "Tsk, didn't I tell you not to come?"
He flipped through it and took out the red envelope he had prepared in advance and threw it directly into Ma Hua's hand, "Don't refuse. You brought things with you. As your master, I can't let you go back empty-handed, right?"
After hearing this, Ma Hua nodded in agreement and looked at Wu Xuanxuan with curiosity in his eyes.
"Don't be so curious. Your master's wife is getting married this fall, and she will definitely call you a kid then!"
"Hey, hello, Master's wife!"
Wu Xuanxuan glanced at Li Ming with her beautiful eyes and agreed with a blushing face.
Ma Hua was so happy that he didn't know what to do. He said a few polite words to Li Ming and left the courtyard. Well, they had other relatives at home and were busy!
Wu Xuanxuan then turned to look at Li Ming and asked, "Why don't you explain why the chef of the second canteen of our steel mill calls you "Master"?"
Li Ming was stunned while lighting a cigarette. "Hey, I thought you already knew it. I taught him how to cook!"
???
A series of question marks appeared on Wu Xuanxuan's forehead, "Did you teach me?"
"Yeah, don't you think I'm good at cooking?"
"...That's true, but why do I feel like something is wrong?"
"What's wrong with this?"
"Dong dong dong."
There was a knock on the door of Li's house. Now that Li's father and mother were out, there would basically be no acquaintances of theirs coming to wish them a happy new year, so the person could only be someone Li Ming knew.
"Come in, the door is not closed!"
As soon as Li Ming finished speaking, the strong men Niu Zhuang and Niu Lili from the courtyard next door walked in from outside.
"Brother Li, Happy New Year!"
"Brother Mingzi, Happy New Year!"
Li Ming was happy. He didn't expect that these two people would come to pay New Year's greetings. However, he had prepared the red envelopes in advance.
"Okay, okay, Happy New Year!" Li Ming flipped his hands, and a red envelope appeared in each of his left and right hands. He walked up to the two people with a smile and handed the red envelopes to them.
As for the rhetoric, well, just follow the same as MCA, after all, these two people also brought something with them.
"Brother, Wang Da, Wang Er, and..." Niu Zhuang glanced at Wu Xuanxuan, but was interrupted by Li Ming before he could finish his words, "Your future sister-in-law will get married this fall, just relax and say it."
"And our brothers Guangtian and Guangfu, it's not convenient for them to come, haha, let us two brothers and sisters tell you, and we will wish you a happy new year next time we meet."
"Don't be so polite. We don't need it." Li Ming waved his hand with a smile. It was good that he had the intention. To be honest, he didn't prepare any red envelopes for these people. After all, it was not very convenient for these people to come.
After a few polite words, Niu Zhuang took Niu Lili and left Li's house, leaving Li Ming who was happily putting his things away and Wu Xuanxuan who had a question mark on her head again.
"Bright day and bright blessing?"
"Yes, they are the two sons of Liu Haizhong's family in the backyard. They are helping me with some things now. After all, the two brothers can't live smoothly in Beijing. As for the situation of Liu Haizhong's family, you also know." Li Ming explained to Wu Xuanxuan with a smile.
