Chapter 379: One episode each about the Regent and the Empress
The mind is attracted by something...
Qin Lang also encountered the situation described by the empress.
It was because of this that Qin Lang followed the direction of attraction and found the empress.
At that time he thought it was the empress who was attracting him, but now it seems that this is not the case.
Such a thing has never happened in the outside world before, which means that this is related to the Forest of Ten Thousand Souls.
"Your Majesty, regarding our getting lost this time, Qing... ahem... Lord Bai and I have a guess, which is..."
"Lord Bai has already told me about the formation...but...I don't think that's the case."
"Oh?"
……
At night, a new bonfire was lit again. Qin Lang and the other two sat by the bonfire, discussing the current situation. The atmosphere was very serious.
At least Qin Lang thought it was very serious.
He frowned and looked at Su Yupan:
"So Your Majesty thinks that this matter has nothing to do with the formation?"
Su Yupan nodded:
"Ah."
Qin Lang thought there would be more to come, but the scene fell silent, with only the crackling sound of burning wood.
"Uh…"
Qin Lang had no choice but to ask:
"Your Majesty said it's not a formation, but did you see anything?"
Su Yupan stared at the bonfire and nodded again:
"Ah."
"..."
"Your Majesty, could you elaborate?"
"Ah."
"..."
Qin Lang is so depressed.
What does this woman mean by her constant humming?
It would have been fine if she just hummed, but the key point was that Qin Lang discovered that the more she hummed, the more impatient and stiff her tone became, as if she became more dissatisfied with every question Qin Lang asked.
Wasn't she fine when I tried to reconcile her with Bai Qingqing?
Tsk, women’s hearts are like needles in the sea.
Anyway, Qin Lang couldn't figure out how he had offended her. Just as he was struggling with the problem, something happened with the Regent.
"...Woo..."
"?"
Qin Lang glanced over and saw Bai Qingqing, who was sitting by the campfire with her hands on her knees. She seemed to have been restless for a while, and now it was even more obvious. She kept twisting her fingers, touching her toes against each other, and her face was rosy.
Coupled with her already childish voice, she would occasionally let out a soft, babyish whimper, which was in stark contrast to her mature and pretty appearance...
Oh no, that doesn’t seem to be the point.
Qin Lang shook his head, it was Datou, then he leaned over with concern:
"Qingqing, are you okay?"
Bai Qingqing shook her head and nodded:
"My king... has something to do."
"?What's up?"
"It's not a big deal... It's very small... Very small..."
She stretched out her thumb and index finger and pinched them together to indicate that it was very small.
"..."
Qin Lang felt dizzy. Why did the riddler come here too, not just over there?
Ugh!
When will women in this world open their hearts to men?
Qin Lang looked at the regent's heart with great sorrow. The reflection of the bonfire made her collar, which was a little messy due to relaxation, flash with a soft white halo, which was indescribably charming...
Of course, this is not the time to appreciate it.
"Qingqing, it's okay, just tell me if there's anything. It's me."
Qin Lang was patient and persuasive, speaking softly and gently, but the Regent always felt that he had a bit of the temperament of a big bad wolf tempting a little lamb.
It's strange to say, I have always been the big bad wolf and he is the little sheep...
Why do I feel like the roles of the two people are gradually being reversed? When did this start?
But since my beloved concubine had said so, Bai Qingqing didn't hesitate any longer. Mainly because she couldn't hold it in any longer, so she leaned over and whispered in my beloved concubine's ear:
"This king... This king wants to pee..."
"..."
That's it?
Qin Lang was wondering what it was and suddenly felt like laughing.
Because Bai Qingqing's soft voice said "I want to pee" in his ear, it sounded like a daughter saying it to her father, making Qin Lang almost feel like he had to hold the Regent to pee.
"If you want to hush, then hush. This is the Forest of Ten Thousand Souls and it's late at night. Go ahead."
"..."
The Regent lowered his head, not moving or speaking. Qin Lang suddenly realized something:
"Oh, that's right. You still have to be careful of danger. Can I go with you?"
"No... no need..."
"Then why don't you let His Majesty..."
"Don't!"
"?"
Qin Lang only briefly mentioned that she wanted Su Yupan to accompany her to urinate, but who knew that the Regent would react so strongly, shaking his head like a rattle, and even with a hint of fear in his eyes.
Qin Lang was confused.
As for...
People have three urgent needs. It's just a normal pee. People who don't know would think it's something shameful. She, the regent, is not such a woman...
"Then..." Qin Lang rubbed his nose, "Just go by yourself, just over there, or over there is fine, I'll just watch you from afar."
"No...No, there's no water..."
"water?"
Qin Lang was startled:
"Master Bai, now is not the time to be so particular. Why don't you... shake it?"
"What do you mean by shaking?"
"Uh…"
Yes, a man can shake it off, but how can the regent shake it off...
As Qin Lang thought about this, a strange picture emerged in his mind: a fat butterfly flapped its wings in the rain, flying and flying... The higher it flew, the heavier the rain fell...
"It looks like there's no water nearby, Qingqing, why don't you just make do with it?"
"Just make do..."
This...how can I accept this?
Bai Qingqing was also anxious, her face and ears were red. Seeing that Qin Lang obviously didn't understand why she was anxious, Bai Qingqing had no choice but to pull his clothes:
"come here…"
"?"
Qin Lang walked a little further away. Bai Qingqing glanced at Su Yupan and said to Qin Lang in a hushed voice:
"Come closer!"
"..."
Qin Lang moved a little further away from the empress, and then Bai Qingqing almost gritted her teeth and hummed a few words:
"This king...I want to pee...not piss..."
"?" Qin Lang didn't understand this sentence at first, and felt it was a grammatical error.
Isn’t peeing just peeing?
Isn’t peeing just peeing?
He looked confused, so the Regent immediately hummed the next sentence. Before humming, he grabbed Qin Lang's waist fiercely:
"It's all your fault!"
"?"
"You...you pushed too deep at that time...something is still...remaining in me...and now I feel like it's about to...come out..."
"???"
After the Regent finally stammered out the truth of the matter, Qin Lang's eyes widened as he realized the crux of the problem.
Ok…
He admitted that this situation was indeed very difficult for the Regent.
That is the Regent. If it were any other girl, it would probably take a whole day to say it.
Of course, the third senior sister who came from a demon sect is definitely an exception.
"Bai Qingqing, what's going on over there..."
At this moment, as if she couldn't stand her lover and the regent talking nonsense in front of her, the empress finally took the initiative to interrupt and ask a question.
"Your Majesty, she..."
"I didn't ask you."
"..."
"Humph…"
Qin Lang seemed to hear a quiet hum. In short, he was sure that Su Yupan had some new opinions about him for some reason, so he deliberately acted as a riddler just now.
Fortunately, the empress arrived here earlier than Qin Lang and Bai Qingqing, and was more familiar with the surroundings, so she pointed out a direction:
"There is a small puddle not far from there. The terrain of the Ten Thousand Souls Forest is very special this year. The poisonous miasma and the clear water are very distinct. At least the water sources I have seen along the way, even if there are fish, are all very clean. This can be regarded as a blessing in disguise."
What the empress said was true, because the pond in the Snake Lady’s Peach Blossom Land was also as she described.
Therefore, Bai Qingqing believed this with confidence and went in the direction pointed by the empress to find water to "pee".
"what?"
Looking at her back, Su Yupan was indeed somewhat puzzled, and murmured:
"Why is she walking with her leg tucked in... Is it a relapse of her leg injury?"
"cough…"
As the instigator, Qin Lang naturally found it difficult to answer this question. He chuckled and while the regent was away, he shamelessly moved closer to Su Yupan.
Su Yupan was also very skilled in managing his facial expressions. He immediately wiped away the doubts on his face and replaced it with a cold and indifferent expression, but his eyes could not hide a certain kind of grievance. He rolled his eyes at Qin Lang and turned away.
The amplitude of the twisting was so large that it seemed as if the person was afraid that someone didn't realize that he was being naughty, so he deliberately wanted to remind him.
"Hey, Your Majesty, um... I feel like your Majesty is not very pleased?"
"..."
The empress did not answer, but turned her body a little further. Qin Lang hurriedly followed:
"Did Qin do something wrong?"
"..."
The empress twisted again, and Qin Lang followed.
"That means Qin said something wrong, right?"
Finally, the empress almost turned around and turned back. After hearing what Qin Lang said, she finally turned back a little:
"I heard that you and Bai Qingqing seem to be quite affectionate with each other..."
"Well..." Qin Lang scratched his hair, "It's okay."
"Haha, she keeps calling you my beloved concubine, and you keep calling me Qingqing... is it just okay?"
"Hey... this... hehe..."
Qin Lang had no way to argue about this and could only laugh it off awkwardly.
The empress didn't bother to pay attention to him and continued to stare at the bonfire, muttering to herself:
"Sister is right. It's always the new people laughing, never the old people crying..."
"what?"
Qin Lang was immediately concerned when he heard this, and gently took the empress's hand:
"This... you are crying?..."
"You're the one crying!"
"..."
"Humph, I won't cry for a heartless scoundrel like you! I won't shed even a single tear!"
That being said, Qin Lang was thinking, when you didn't care about the immortal disaster before, and later when you were struggling with your feelings with the princess, didn't you cry like an ordinary girl?
If there is a difference, could it be that dragon tears are sweeter?
Anyway, after all this time, could it be that the empress was jealous of the way she addressed Bai Qingqing and that caused all this trouble?
"Your Majesty, I..."
"you!…"
"?"
The empress bit her red lips as if she couldn't bear it any longer, and Qin Lang couldn't help but shrink his neck.
What's going on?
He only said three words in total, and something went wrong again?
"You... you pig-head! What did you call me?"
"Your Majesty?"
"You still said that!"
"..."
My goodness, seeing the empress almost crying, but she was just crying out of anger, Qin Lang finally came to his senses.
It turned out that I had indeed said the wrong thing, and it was indeed a problem of address.
But the problem was not only that he was "whining" with the Regent, but that while he kept calling the Regent "Qingqing" and "My beloved concubine", he also only addressed the Empress as "Your Majesty".
This was originally a small detail because Qin Lang was used to avoiding using nicknames to address the emperor when there were other people around. This was obviously not applicable in the current situation, and it was magnified in the unpredictable mind of the emperor. Wouldn't Su Yupan be uncomfortable?
After knowing the reason, Qin Lang felt relieved and wanted to take the initiative.
So, he put his arm around the empress's shoulders and deliberately opened his eyes to look into her eyes:
"So, how does His Majesty want Qin to call you?"
"?!"
The empress's heart skipped a beat. Oh no, this guy... this guy is asking questions even though he already knows the answer!
"It's just...it's just like usual...why are you pretending to be confused!"
"Oh, it's said that a king's mind is unpredictable. If you don't tell me, it's really hard to guess..."
"..."
The empress knew that she had been turned into the host. Although her face was burning, she could not stand the thief biting her ear arrogantly:
"How does your Majesty want me to address you? Please enlighten me."
"I told you! You usually... behave like that in private..."
"What's that like?"
"…Baby…"
The empress's snow-white neck turned red. She had just uttered two words, but Qin Lang still didn't know what was good for him:
"What? I didn't hear you clearly... It hurts! It hurts!!"
The final result was that Qin Lang had a taste of having his ears pulled by the Emperor.
Of course, it was rare to hear His Majesty the Emperor speak in a childish, shy voice like the Regent:
"I...I want you to call me baby! I am your baby, you thief!"
(End of this chapter)
The mind is attracted by something...
Qin Lang also encountered the situation described by the empress.
It was because of this that Qin Lang followed the direction of attraction and found the empress.
At that time he thought it was the empress who was attracting him, but now it seems that this is not the case.
Such a thing has never happened in the outside world before, which means that this is related to the Forest of Ten Thousand Souls.
"Your Majesty, regarding our getting lost this time, Qing... ahem... Lord Bai and I have a guess, which is..."
"Lord Bai has already told me about the formation...but...I don't think that's the case."
"Oh?"
……
At night, a new bonfire was lit again. Qin Lang and the other two sat by the bonfire, discussing the current situation. The atmosphere was very serious.
At least Qin Lang thought it was very serious.
He frowned and looked at Su Yupan:
"So Your Majesty thinks that this matter has nothing to do with the formation?"
Su Yupan nodded:
"Ah."
Qin Lang thought there would be more to come, but the scene fell silent, with only the crackling sound of burning wood.
"Uh…"
Qin Lang had no choice but to ask:
"Your Majesty said it's not a formation, but did you see anything?"
Su Yupan stared at the bonfire and nodded again:
"Ah."
"..."
"Your Majesty, could you elaborate?"
"Ah."
"..."
Qin Lang is so depressed.
What does this woman mean by her constant humming?
It would have been fine if she just hummed, but the key point was that Qin Lang discovered that the more she hummed, the more impatient and stiff her tone became, as if she became more dissatisfied with every question Qin Lang asked.
Wasn't she fine when I tried to reconcile her with Bai Qingqing?
Tsk, women’s hearts are like needles in the sea.
Anyway, Qin Lang couldn't figure out how he had offended her. Just as he was struggling with the problem, something happened with the Regent.
"...Woo..."
"?"
Qin Lang glanced over and saw Bai Qingqing, who was sitting by the campfire with her hands on her knees. She seemed to have been restless for a while, and now it was even more obvious. She kept twisting her fingers, touching her toes against each other, and her face was rosy.
Coupled with her already childish voice, she would occasionally let out a soft, babyish whimper, which was in stark contrast to her mature and pretty appearance...
Oh no, that doesn’t seem to be the point.
Qin Lang shook his head, it was Datou, then he leaned over with concern:
"Qingqing, are you okay?"
Bai Qingqing shook her head and nodded:
"My king... has something to do."
"?What's up?"
"It's not a big deal... It's very small... Very small..."
She stretched out her thumb and index finger and pinched them together to indicate that it was very small.
"..."
Qin Lang felt dizzy. Why did the riddler come here too, not just over there?
Ugh!
When will women in this world open their hearts to men?
Qin Lang looked at the regent's heart with great sorrow. The reflection of the bonfire made her collar, which was a little messy due to relaxation, flash with a soft white halo, which was indescribably charming...
Of course, this is not the time to appreciate it.
"Qingqing, it's okay, just tell me if there's anything. It's me."
Qin Lang was patient and persuasive, speaking softly and gently, but the Regent always felt that he had a bit of the temperament of a big bad wolf tempting a little lamb.
It's strange to say, I have always been the big bad wolf and he is the little sheep...
Why do I feel like the roles of the two people are gradually being reversed? When did this start?
But since my beloved concubine had said so, Bai Qingqing didn't hesitate any longer. Mainly because she couldn't hold it in any longer, so she leaned over and whispered in my beloved concubine's ear:
"This king... This king wants to pee..."
"..."
That's it?
Qin Lang was wondering what it was and suddenly felt like laughing.
Because Bai Qingqing's soft voice said "I want to pee" in his ear, it sounded like a daughter saying it to her father, making Qin Lang almost feel like he had to hold the Regent to pee.
"If you want to hush, then hush. This is the Forest of Ten Thousand Souls and it's late at night. Go ahead."
"..."
The Regent lowered his head, not moving or speaking. Qin Lang suddenly realized something:
"Oh, that's right. You still have to be careful of danger. Can I go with you?"
"No... no need..."
"Then why don't you let His Majesty..."
"Don't!"
"?"
Qin Lang only briefly mentioned that she wanted Su Yupan to accompany her to urinate, but who knew that the Regent would react so strongly, shaking his head like a rattle, and even with a hint of fear in his eyes.
Qin Lang was confused.
As for...
People have three urgent needs. It's just a normal pee. People who don't know would think it's something shameful. She, the regent, is not such a woman...
"Then..." Qin Lang rubbed his nose, "Just go by yourself, just over there, or over there is fine, I'll just watch you from afar."
"No...No, there's no water..."
"water?"
Qin Lang was startled:
"Master Bai, now is not the time to be so particular. Why don't you... shake it?"
"What do you mean by shaking?"
"Uh…"
Yes, a man can shake it off, but how can the regent shake it off...
As Qin Lang thought about this, a strange picture emerged in his mind: a fat butterfly flapped its wings in the rain, flying and flying... The higher it flew, the heavier the rain fell...
"It looks like there's no water nearby, Qingqing, why don't you just make do with it?"
"Just make do..."
This...how can I accept this?
Bai Qingqing was also anxious, her face and ears were red. Seeing that Qin Lang obviously didn't understand why she was anxious, Bai Qingqing had no choice but to pull his clothes:
"come here…"
"?"
Qin Lang walked a little further away. Bai Qingqing glanced at Su Yupan and said to Qin Lang in a hushed voice:
"Come closer!"
"..."
Qin Lang moved a little further away from the empress, and then Bai Qingqing almost gritted her teeth and hummed a few words:
"This king...I want to pee...not piss..."
"?" Qin Lang didn't understand this sentence at first, and felt it was a grammatical error.
Isn’t peeing just peeing?
Isn’t peeing just peeing?
He looked confused, so the Regent immediately hummed the next sentence. Before humming, he grabbed Qin Lang's waist fiercely:
"It's all your fault!"
"?"
"You...you pushed too deep at that time...something is still...remaining in me...and now I feel like it's about to...come out..."
"???"
After the Regent finally stammered out the truth of the matter, Qin Lang's eyes widened as he realized the crux of the problem.
Ok…
He admitted that this situation was indeed very difficult for the Regent.
That is the Regent. If it were any other girl, it would probably take a whole day to say it.
Of course, the third senior sister who came from a demon sect is definitely an exception.
"Bai Qingqing, what's going on over there..."
At this moment, as if she couldn't stand her lover and the regent talking nonsense in front of her, the empress finally took the initiative to interrupt and ask a question.
"Your Majesty, she..."
"I didn't ask you."
"..."
"Humph…"
Qin Lang seemed to hear a quiet hum. In short, he was sure that Su Yupan had some new opinions about him for some reason, so he deliberately acted as a riddler just now.
Fortunately, the empress arrived here earlier than Qin Lang and Bai Qingqing, and was more familiar with the surroundings, so she pointed out a direction:
"There is a small puddle not far from there. The terrain of the Ten Thousand Souls Forest is very special this year. The poisonous miasma and the clear water are very distinct. At least the water sources I have seen along the way, even if there are fish, are all very clean. This can be regarded as a blessing in disguise."
What the empress said was true, because the pond in the Snake Lady’s Peach Blossom Land was also as she described.
Therefore, Bai Qingqing believed this with confidence and went in the direction pointed by the empress to find water to "pee".
"what?"
Looking at her back, Su Yupan was indeed somewhat puzzled, and murmured:
"Why is she walking with her leg tucked in... Is it a relapse of her leg injury?"
"cough…"
As the instigator, Qin Lang naturally found it difficult to answer this question. He chuckled and while the regent was away, he shamelessly moved closer to Su Yupan.
Su Yupan was also very skilled in managing his facial expressions. He immediately wiped away the doubts on his face and replaced it with a cold and indifferent expression, but his eyes could not hide a certain kind of grievance. He rolled his eyes at Qin Lang and turned away.
The amplitude of the twisting was so large that it seemed as if the person was afraid that someone didn't realize that he was being naughty, so he deliberately wanted to remind him.
"Hey, Your Majesty, um... I feel like your Majesty is not very pleased?"
"..."
The empress did not answer, but turned her body a little further. Qin Lang hurriedly followed:
"Did Qin do something wrong?"
"..."
The empress twisted again, and Qin Lang followed.
"That means Qin said something wrong, right?"
Finally, the empress almost turned around and turned back. After hearing what Qin Lang said, she finally turned back a little:
"I heard that you and Bai Qingqing seem to be quite affectionate with each other..."
"Well..." Qin Lang scratched his hair, "It's okay."
"Haha, she keeps calling you my beloved concubine, and you keep calling me Qingqing... is it just okay?"
"Hey... this... hehe..."
Qin Lang had no way to argue about this and could only laugh it off awkwardly.
The empress didn't bother to pay attention to him and continued to stare at the bonfire, muttering to herself:
"Sister is right. It's always the new people laughing, never the old people crying..."
"what?"
Qin Lang was immediately concerned when he heard this, and gently took the empress's hand:
"This... you are crying?..."
"You're the one crying!"
"..."
"Humph, I won't cry for a heartless scoundrel like you! I won't shed even a single tear!"
That being said, Qin Lang was thinking, when you didn't care about the immortal disaster before, and later when you were struggling with your feelings with the princess, didn't you cry like an ordinary girl?
If there is a difference, could it be that dragon tears are sweeter?
Anyway, after all this time, could it be that the empress was jealous of the way she addressed Bai Qingqing and that caused all this trouble?
"Your Majesty, I..."
"you!…"
"?"
The empress bit her red lips as if she couldn't bear it any longer, and Qin Lang couldn't help but shrink his neck.
What's going on?
He only said three words in total, and something went wrong again?
"You... you pig-head! What did you call me?"
"Your Majesty?"
"You still said that!"
"..."
My goodness, seeing the empress almost crying, but she was just crying out of anger, Qin Lang finally came to his senses.
It turned out that I had indeed said the wrong thing, and it was indeed a problem of address.
But the problem was not only that he was "whining" with the Regent, but that while he kept calling the Regent "Qingqing" and "My beloved concubine", he also only addressed the Empress as "Your Majesty".
This was originally a small detail because Qin Lang was used to avoiding using nicknames to address the emperor when there were other people around. This was obviously not applicable in the current situation, and it was magnified in the unpredictable mind of the emperor. Wouldn't Su Yupan be uncomfortable?
After knowing the reason, Qin Lang felt relieved and wanted to take the initiative.
So, he put his arm around the empress's shoulders and deliberately opened his eyes to look into her eyes:
"So, how does His Majesty want Qin to call you?"
"?!"
The empress's heart skipped a beat. Oh no, this guy... this guy is asking questions even though he already knows the answer!
"It's just...it's just like usual...why are you pretending to be confused!"
"Oh, it's said that a king's mind is unpredictable. If you don't tell me, it's really hard to guess..."
"..."
The empress knew that she had been turned into the host. Although her face was burning, she could not stand the thief biting her ear arrogantly:
"How does your Majesty want me to address you? Please enlighten me."
"I told you! You usually... behave like that in private..."
"What's that like?"
"…Baby…"
The empress's snow-white neck turned red. She had just uttered two words, but Qin Lang still didn't know what was good for him:
"What? I didn't hear you clearly... It hurts! It hurts!!"
The final result was that Qin Lang had a taste of having his ears pulled by the Emperor.
Of course, it was rare to hear His Majesty the Emperor speak in a childish, shy voice like the Regent:
"I...I want you to call me baby! I am your baby, you thief!"
(End of this chapter)
